Funny Political Slogans

Making Fun of Democrats and Republicans

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Political slogans say a lot not just about a given election but also about the state of the body politic at a particular period of time. The following slogans, from the Democratic and Republican parties, may give you an initial chuckle or two. On second look, though, these pithy sayings will make you reflect on the deep political divisions dividing the country as well as the humorous and sometimes mean-spirited way that political activists have chosen to express their thoughts and convince others to join them.

Funny Democratic Slogans 

"Democratic Party: We're Not Perfect, But They're Nuts"

"Is That True, Or Did You Hear It On Fox News?"

"Hillary 2016 / Michelle 2024 / Chelsea 2032 / Malia 2040 / Sasha 2048"

"Voting Is Like Driving A Car. Choose (R) To Go Backward. Choose (D) To Go Forward."

"The Republican Party: Our Bridge To The Eleventh Century"

"Democrats: Cleaning Up Republican Messes Since 1933"

"Are You Hearing Crazy Voices? Turn Off Fox News"

"Evolution Is Just A Theory…Kind Of Like Gravity"

"Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard Of A Nice Piece Of Elephant?"

"Obama Won. Again. Get Over It. Again."

"Don’t Like Socialism? Get Off The Highway"

"Love Trumps Hate"

"Did You Know 1 Out of 3 Trump Supporters Are Just As Stupid As The Other 2?"

"Make America Think Again"

"Tea Parties Are For Little Girls With Imaginary Friends"

"My President Killed Osama Bin Laden. How About Yours?"

"Fine...I Evolved, You Didn’t"

"May The Fetus You Save Be Gay"

"GOP Family Values—Your Rights Begin At Conception And End At Birth"

"That Stuff Trickling Down On You Isn’t Money"

"Due To Recent Budget Cuts, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off"

"Killing For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity"

"Insurance Companies Are Republican Death Panels"

"When You're Old And Eating Cat Food, You Can Thank A Republican"

"Republicans 2012: Keeping Millions Out of Work to Put One Man Out of a Job"

"Pharaoh Was a Job Creator, So Why Did GOD Side with a Community Organizer?"

"Fox News: Rich People Paying Rich People To Tell Middle-Class People To Blame Poor People"

"Jesus Was A Hippie"

"Abolish Corporate Personhood"

"Honk If My Taxes Support Your Whiny Teabagging Ass"

"Want Freedom From Government? Go Live In Somalia."

"If Republicans Don't Believe In Government, Perhaps They Shouldn't Run For It"

"Hey Tea Partiers, The Mad Hatter Wants His Crazy Back"

"Fox News Channel: Where The Truth Goes To Die"

"Liberals Protest War. Conservatives Protest Health Care."

"If You Cut Off My Reproductive Choice, Can I Cut Off Yours?"

Funny Republican Slogans

"If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be One Happy Liberal"

"I’ll Keep My Freedom, My Guns, And My Money. You Can Keep The Change!"

"Work Harder! Millions On Welfare Depend On You!"

"I’d Vote For A Democrat, But I’m Allergic To Nuts"

"Occupy A Job!"

"Global Warming: The #1 Threat To Unicorns"

"Honk If I’m Paying Your Mortgage"

"I’d Rather Be A Conservative Nut Job Than A Liberal With No Nuts And No Job!"

"Environmentalism: Just Another Religious Doomsday Cult"

"If You’re Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself In It First"

"I Only Burn Fuel Because Burning Hippies Is Illegal"

"Silly Liberal, Paychecks Are For Workers"

"Another Former Fetus For Life"

"Stop Global Whining"

"In Case Of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unmanned"

"I’d Rather Be Waterboarding"

"Spread My Work Ethic, Not My Wealth"

"Annoy a Liberal...Work Hard and Be Happy"

"Miss Me Yet? (with a picture of George Bush)"

"You Can't Fix Stupid, But You Can Vote It Out"

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