Funny Political Slogans

Making Fun of Democrats and Republicans

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Funny Democratic Slogans 

Democratic Party: We're Not Perfect, But They're Nuts

Is That True, Or Did You Hear It On Fox News?

Hillary 2016 / Michelle 2024 / Chelsea 2032 / Malia 2040 / Sasha 2048

Voting Is Like Driving A Car. Choose (R) To Go Backward. Choose (D) To Go Forward.

The Republican Party: Our Bridge To The Eleventh Century

Democrats: Cleaning Up Republican Messes Since 1933

Are You Hearing Crazy Voices? Turn Off Fox News

Evolution Is Just A Theory…Kind Of Like Gravity

Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard Of A Nice Piece Of Elephant?

Obama Won. Again. Get Over It. Again.

Don’t Like Socialism? Get Off The Highway

Love Trumps Hate

Did You Know 1 Out of 3 Trump Supporters Are Just As Stupid As The Other 2?

Make America Think Again

Tea Parties Are For Little Girls With Imaginary Friends
My President Killed Osama Bin Laden. How About Yours?
Fine...I Evolved, You Didn’t
May The Fetus You Save Be Gay
GOP Family Values—Your Rights Begin At Conception And End At Birth
That Stuff Trickling Down On You Isn’t Money
Due To Recent Budget Cuts, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off
Killing For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity
Insurance Companies Are Republican Death Panels
When You're Old And Eating Cat Food, You Can Thank A Republican
Republicans 2012: Keeping Millions Out of Work to Put One Man Out of a Job
Pharaoh Was a Job Creator, So Why Did GOD Side with a Community Organizer?
Fox News: Rich People Paying Rich People To Tell Middle Class People To Blame Poor People
Nice Hummer—Sorry About Your Penis
Jesus Was A Hippie
Abolish Corporate Personhood
Honk If My Taxes Support Your Whiny Teabagging Ass
Want Freedom From Government? Go Live In Somalia.
If Republicans Don't Believe In Government, Perhaps They Shouldn't Run For It
Hey Tea Partiers, The Mad Hatter Wants His Crazy Back
Fox News Channel: Where The Truth Goes To Die
Liberals Protest War.

Conservatives Protest Health Care.

If You Cut Off My Reproductive Choice, Can I Cut Off Yours?

Funny Republican Slogans

If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be One Happy Liberal

I’ll Keep My Freedom, My Guns, And My Money. You Can Keep The Change!

Work Harder! Millions On Welfare Depend On You!

I’d Vote For A Democrat, But I’m Allergic To Nuts

Occupy A Job!
Global Warming: The #1 Threat To Unicorns
Honk If I’m Paying Your Mortgage
I’d Rather Be A Conservative Nut Job Than A Liberal With No Nuts And No Job!
Environmentalism: Just Another Religious Doomsday Cult
If You’re Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself In It First
I Only Burn Fuel Because Burning Hippies Is Illegal
Silly Liberal, Paychecks Are For Workers
Another Former Fetus For Life
Stop Global Whining
In Case Of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unmanned
I’d Rather Be Waterboarding
Spread My Work Ethic, Not My Wealth
Annoy a Liberal...Work Hard and Be Happy
Miss Me Yet? (with a picture of George Bush)
You Can't Fix Stupid, But You Can Vote It Out